A big splash

Yes, we're making a big splash with the launch of this site. But first things first:

Look, we don't really like people all that much around here. We don't invite or solicit participation or feedback. If you are really seized by a burning desire to do something around here, apply directly to the Robber of Zork.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm adding this paragraph to the "page" I created yesterday, but I'm sure this isn't how it's supposed to be used. There must a bloggish mode for Drupal, yes?